Tuesday, 11 December 2012

One Direction Derps!

Hey derps! This time post is gonna be about One Direction! So this time who is posting this? Of course DYNA! Who else would be dedicated to One Direction? Obsessed. Its dedicated. Get your facts right derps. I live in Directionville in 1Derland. I speak Directionese. There are 5 kings. Never heard of it? Look up in the Directionary. 

Louis William Tomlinson, Louis Troy Austin, who is born in Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England, on the 24th of December 1991, in Doncaster Royal Infermary at 1.43pm with the blood type O. His parents divorced when he was young. He decided to use his stepfather's name, Mark Tomlinson. He was in the drama club in high school. He wants to be a drama teacher if he is not in One Direction. He is in a relationship with Eleanor Jane Calder who is a student from Manchester University. His height is 174cm (5ft 9"). His weight is 68kg. His shoe size is 10. Horoscope is Capricorn. His penis size is 7.48 inches. He has 5 younger half-sisters, and two of them had roles as babies on television series, Fat Friends, which he would go along and serve as an extra. After Fat Friends, he attended an acting school in Barnsley. He had small parts in an ITV1 drama film If I Had You and BBC's Waterloo Road. He was sixth form student at Hall Cross School, a state comprehensive school, and a former student of Hayfield School. He revealed that he failed his first year of A levels at Hayfield School and ended up going back to Hall Cross and started A levels all over again. He had a number of jobs, including a Vue Cinema and at Doncaster Rovers football stadium as a waiter in their hospitality suites. At a student at hall cross, Louis starred in several musical productions. Louis revealed that landing the lead role of Danny Zuko in the Hall Cross musical production of Grease motivated him to audition for the XFactor. He likes girls who eats carrots. (LLN) He is well known as the sassy one in the band. He acts immature although he is the oldest in the group. His mother is Johannah. His father is Troy. His eldest sister is Charlotte, 2nd sister is Felicite. He has a twin sister, Daisy and Phoebe. His stepfather is Mark and his stepfather child is Georgia. He plays very well on the piano. When he was in the X-Factor, he dated Hannah Walker. But then they broke up. Now in 2012, he is happily dating Eleanor Calder after 2 years together. He sang "Hey There Delilah" for the audition and received 3/3 votes. On the bootcamp, he sang "Make You Feel My Love" before being put into One Direction.

Harry Edward Styles, who is born in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, England, on the 1st of February 1994. He was born in Holmes Chapel Hospital at 12.06am with the blood type B. His penis size is 8.66 inches. His height and weight is 183cm (6ft) and 73kg respectively. His horoscope is Aquarius. His shoe size is 10. He is a former pupil at Holmes Chapel Comprehensive School, a state comprehensive school. He was seven when their parents divorced. Then they moved(wo\ithout father) to Cheshire Countryside. At the age of twelve, he moved back to Holmes Chapel. Prior to participating the XFactor. At the age of sixteen, he had a part time job at the W. Mandeville Bakery in Holmes Chapel. He loves cats. He is well known as the flirt in the group. His mother is Anne Cox, father, Des Styles and he has a sister, Gemma Styles. His mother and father were divorced. He plays The Kazzoo. Harry dated before his ex-girlfriend Felicity. After that he dated many women. He sang "Isn't She Lovely" by Stevie Wonder and received 4/4 votes. On the bootcamp, he sang "Crying Your Heart Out" before being put into One Direction. Before he came into the X-Factor, he had his own group with his friends that is "White Eskimo". 

Liam James Payne, who is born in Wolverhampton, East-Midland, England, on the 29th of August 1993. He was born in New Cross Hospital at 1.00pm with the blood type AB. His penis size is 10.2 inches. His height and weight is 177cm (5ft 10") and 74kg respectively. His horoscope is Virgo. His shoe size is 10. Until the age of four, Liam had regular tests done in hospital as doctors noticed one of his kidneys was scarred and dysfunctional. To help cope the pain, Liam had 32 injections in his arm in the morning and evening as a child. Liam was heavily involved in sports. He was bullied in secondary school and took up boxing lessons at the age of 12 and beat  a 32 year old man. He was a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College. He eats everything using a fork. He his well known as the Daddy Direction. He is His mother is Karen. His father is Geoff. He has 2 sisters, Nicole and Ruth. He plays the guitar. Liam dated Shannon. But then they broke up. Now in 2012, he is dating Danielle Peazer. But they broke up in the autumn. Currently, we spotted Liam and Danielle holding hands but we are still not sure whether they are back together because there is no news from Liam saying they are back together. He came to audition on the X-Factor in year 2008 when he was only 14 years old and at that time, he reached to the second stage in the competition but Simon Cowell thought that he wasn't ready so Simon asked Liam to come in 2 years time. Liam came back singing "Cry Me A River" and received 4/4 votes. He made it with a great presentation. 

Niall James Horan, who is born in Mullingar, Ireland, on the 13th of September 1993. He was born in Credit Valley Hospital at 8.04am with the blood type A. His penis size is 7.07 inches. His height is 5ft 7". His weight is 68kg. His shoe size is 10. His horoscope is Virgo. He loves Nandos. He is well known as the funniest in the group. His mother is Maura. His father is Robert (Bobby) and he has a brother Greg. Their parents divorced when he was five. He was a pupil at Colaiste Mhuire, a boys' Christian Brother's School. He was in the school choir, performing seasonally around Christmas. He is the only one who has a brother as his siblings in One Direction. He has a cat. He plays the guitar. Niall dated before Holly. Now on 2012, he is currently single. Niall sang "So Sick" by Ne-Yo and received 3/4 votes and got into the bootcamp. On the bootcamp, he sang "Champagne Supernova" before he was being put into One Direction. 

And now, i introduce you my personal favourite. 

Zayn Jawaad Malik, who is born in Bradford, West Yorkshir, England, on the 12th or February 1993. He was born in St. Lukes Hospital at 10.54am with the blood type B. His penis size is 7.87 inches. His height is 174cm (5ft 9") and his weight is 68kg. His shoe size is 9. His horoscope is Capricorn. He grew up in East Bowling, was a pupil at Lower Fields Primary School and went to Tong High School, a state comprehensive school. Zayn did not fit him in his two first schools due to his mixed heritage, and after miving school at the age of twelve, Zayn, states he started taking pride in his appearance. He carries a mirror everywhere he goes. He is well known as Bradford Bad Boi and DJ Malik. His mother is Patricia and his father is Yasser. He has 3 sisters. Waliyha, Doniya and Safaa. He has a dog, Boris Malik and 2 cats, Rolo and Tom. He plays the Triangle. He dated his competition partner in the X Factor, Rebecca Ferguson. Now in 2012, he is dating Perrie Edwards. He sang "Let Me Love You" by Mario. He got 4/4 votes. He make it to the bootcamp. He sang "Man In The Mirror" on the bootcamp before being put into One Direction. 

There are many bromances such as Zarry = Zayn + Harry, Narry = Niall + Harry, Lirry = Liam + Harry, Lilo = Liam + Louis, Zouis = Zayn + Louis, Nouis = Niall + Louis, Ziall = Niall + Zayn, Niam = Liam + Zayn, Niam = Liam + Niall and Larry = Louis + Harry. My favourite so far is gotta be Ziam. 

They were being form as a group on the 23rd of July 2012 at 8.22pm. One Direction performed at the Olympics 2012 closing ceremony on 13 August 2012. They signed to Syco Records. As of November 2012, One Direction have sold over 15 million albums, singles, and videos worldwide. Their achievements includes a BRIT award and 3 MTV VMA awards. Through combined music, merchandising, and touring sales, according to Nick Gatfield, the chairman and chief executive of Sony Music Entertainment UK, as of June 2012, One Direction represented a $50 million business empire. The Huffington Post proclaimed 2012 "The Year Of One Direction". 

Harry Styles came up with the name "One Direction" as he wants them to go in One Direction in winning the competition. For their first song as a group, they sang "Torn". They came 3rd place at the finals. But now, they were bigger than all the xfactor 9 series. One Direction attended the 2012 BRIT awardsat which "What Makes You Beautiful" won the Best British Single. One Direction became the youngest act in British chart history to achieve this feat. In addition, Take Me Home sold 540,000 in its first week in the US, debuted atop the Billboard 200, making them the first British group to have both their debut album and its follow up go straight to the top of the chart, and topped the charts in more than 34 other countries. 

One Direction are set to embark on their secound concert tour in February 2013, the 2013 world tour. The world tour consists of over 100 shows in Europe, North America and Australasia. Tickets sale reached 300,000 within a day of release in the UK and Ireland, which included a six date sell out at London's O2 Arena. In Australian and New Zealand markets, tickets grossed US$15.7 million, with all 190,000 tickets being sold for 18 shows to be held in Australia and New Zealand. Sony Pictures Entertainment announced in November 2012 that a 3D biopic film is in production. The film is scheduled for release by TriStar Pictures on 30th August 2013. 

Each member is known for his feature. Niall is the "cute" one. Zayn is the "quiet and mysterious" one." But not anymore bitch. Its Zayn "who is the quiet one now motherfucker" Malik. Liam is the "sensible" one. Harry is the "charming" one. Louis is the "funny" one. Niall commented on One Direction as a boyband. "People think that a boyband is a airgrabsand dressed all in one colour. We're boys in a band.We're trying to do something different from what people would think is the typical kind of boyband. We're trying to do different kinds of music and we're just trying to be ourselves, not squeaky clean".

One Direction have been recipients of a BRIT award - winning their first with "What Makes You Beautiful" for Best British Single at the 2012 BRIT awards, a NME award, 2 kids Choice Awards, and 3 MTV VMA, among other awards. One Direction won all three awards, they were nominated for at the 2012 Teen Choice Awards. 

One Direction had won ARIA Music Awards for Best International Artist in the year 2012. They have won the Bambi Awards for Pop International in the year 2012. BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards for Best British Album Up All Night, Best British Music Act One Direction and Best British Single One Thing on the year 2012. BRIT Awards for What Makes You Beautfiul Best British Single in the year 2012. JIM Awards  for Best Newcomer International on the year 2012. MTV Europe Music Awards for Best New Act, Best UK & Ireland Act and Biggest Fans in the year 2012. MTV VMA Brazil for International Artist in the year 2012. MTV VMA for Best New Artist, Best Pop Video and Most Share-Worthy Video in the year 2012. Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards Argentina for What Makes You Beautiful as Favourite Song. Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards Brazil for Favourite International Artist. Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards Mexico for International Artist and Favourite Song. Nickelodeon Kids' Choice UK for Favourite UK Band and Favourite UK Newcomer. NME Awards for Worst Band. Teen Choice Awards for Choice Music : Breakout Group, Choice Summer Music Star : Group and Choice Music : Love Song. Telehit Awards for Most Popular Artist In Telehit, Best International Pop Group and Song of Public. The Sun Bizzare Readers Awards for Best Pop Act and Shaggers of the Year. UK Music Video Awards for Peoples' Choice. 4Music Video Honours for Best Video, Best Breakthrough and Best Group. There were others where they were nominated but did not won. Total awards won by One Direction is 34. 

Alrite mates, seems like its gonna end here. If you're interested in being a Directioner, you can PM me on FACEBOOK or if you have Twitter, you can mention me @_CallMeDyna_ . If you are interested to know more, you can also visit my BLOGGIE. Well well well folks, we are going to end this episode with Dyna here. So looooooonnngggg derps! xx Dyna

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